I was sitting at my desk at work today when I received a call from a number I didn’t recognise.

Me: “Hello!”

Caller; “Oh hi, is Anthony there please?”

Me: “There’s no Anthony here.”

Caller: “Oh, I probably dialled the wrong number.”

Thinking that my pastor’s name is Anthony, I asked, “Which Anthony did you want?”

Caller: “The manager at the loading docks…”

Me: “Ah, no. I’m out in the sticks. Sorry.”

Caller: “Well, you sound nice, anyway.”

Me: “Nawwww, shucks.”

Caller: “Thanks, I might call back if I ever need someone to be nice to me.”

Me: “Haha, no problem. Have a good day!”

Caller: “See? You’re just nice. Bye!”