Jetsetting #3

I was the lucky one that was selected for the “additional security check”.
It was probably my bangles, which don’t come off easily, setting off the metal detectors that did it, but it’s the first time this whole trip that I’ve had the full frisk search.
The female security officer explained exactly what she was going to do.
I smiled and said, “You know, there are people who would love the opportunity to do what you are about to do.”
She failed to be amused.

She proceeded to frisk me and didn’t smile the entire time.
I did, though.

Jetsetting #2

After a 90 minute flight from Chicago to Atlanta, we had a 40 minute layover in Atlanta during which we had to get off the plane and go from the gate where we alighted on concourse B to another on concourse A, where we had to board our next flight, without any idea how to get there.
We got directions and took off.

The bullet train from concourse B to A was quick and easy. We found the gate without any trouble, bit with only a few minutes to spare. They were already issuing the final boarding call.

Ms Crankypants at the gate desk wouldn’t let us board because two of us had three bags, not two. The maximum, as she insisted, was two.

We were surprised – nobody in Chicago had said anything, nor had the flight staff who helped me stow both my carry-on bag and my laptop.

Ms Crankypants sent us away to consolidate our luggage. All we had to do was each slip the smaller one inside the bigger one, and she had to let us go through.

Once past the gate we had a good laugh. Nothing weighed any less. It wasn’t going to stow or carry in a more compact way.
We both took our handbags out again, stowed our larger bags and our laptop bags in the overhead lockers, and travelled exactly as we had from Chicago.

That woman achieved nothing except to become the butt of a joke, the subject of a blog entry, and the only unpleasant Delta staff member I’ve met. I hope she is proud of herself.

Jetsetting #1

I was so excited to see the wifi sign lit up on the plane.
Then I was disappointed to find out we had to pay for it, but on consideration, I figured it would be worthwhile given that I have three more flights with Delta this week.
So I tried to sign up, and their system rejected me twice.
I guess they didn’t want my money as much as I wanted their internet.

Sad face.

Where not to buy a BLT.

Inside Chicago’s Midway Airport, close to Gate A5, there’s a food place called Manny’s which looks really nice. It’s styled like a vintage cafeteria and seems very popular with people in the airport.
I ordered a BLT, thinking it was an American Classic that I had not yet tried.
The server was grumpy and just threw the food together. I had to rearrange the sandwich myself in order to pick it up and eat it. It cost me almost $8 for that.
It occurred to me just now at the gate lounge when a young woman sat beside me with a burger and fries that I would have had friendlier service and more food for less money at McDonald’s. More calories too, no doubt, but I’d be willing to live with that.

Roadtripping #20

We spent last night at the KOA in Union, Illinois, about an hour’s drive from where we have to return the RV.
It was another really pretty campground, although the bathrooms were probably the poorest we have seen on our trip so far. Even so, the water in the showers was hot and had good pressure, so I am not going to complain.

The road trip ends this morning with us delivering the RV back to Cruise America in Chicago. We have washed the outside, cleaned the inside and miraculously managed to get all our stuff into our suitcases again. I wasn’t convinced that was going to happen.

Roadtripping in the RV has been a fantastic way to travel the country and still feel that we have a “home” or, at least, our own space instead of living out of a suitcase and staying in a different hotel every night as we would if we had rented a car instead.
We’ve been able to do our own cooking, which has saved us a lot of cash and a lot of hidden calories.

This afternoon we fly to Houston. I’m looking forward to the differences in scenery there.
After all the stories and jokes I have heard over the years, I am keen to see for myself what Texas is like. George Strait may be biased, but I would like to think he is not entirely wrong about his home state. And if he is your typical Texan, then yes please.

Middle Of Nowhere #2

This is our last day in the RV.
We’re heading north through rural Illinois so that we can return the van to its owners in Chicago tomorrow morning.
After that, we join the “jet set” for the final week of the Bucket List Holiday.

One thing that has frustrated me in this part of Illinois is the almost non-existent phone/data access.
Has the internet even reached here yet?
Between the three of us, we use two different providers, and we drove for at least 90 minutes without being able to get any connection at all.
Surely in the 21st century, there’s little excuse for that.

The Bible Belt.

You know you’re in “The Bible Belt” when the radio station that was playing AC/DC and Bon Jovi last night plays only gospel and contemporary Christian music on Sunday mornings, there are radio advertisements for churches and church services, and all other ads start with “When you get home from Church today…”

Roadtripping #19

One of the really cool things about travelling American highways in early spring is that you can see so many birds’ nests in the trees because the trees are still quite bare.
We don’t get to see that so much in Australia because our gum trees and other native trees don’t lose their leaves seasonally.

It’s one of those simple things in life that I have taken for granted because it’s not obvious in Australia.
I’m really glad to be able to see that part of nature from a new perspective.

Roadtripping #18

We’re currently parked outside McDonald’s. I hope their free wifi works as nicely as it does in Australia. That is, you can park outside and mooch off them.

Alright! It’s working!

The fact that this post has been published is testament to the niceness of the kind folk at McDonald’s. I promise to at least buy a coffee while I am here.

Roadtripping #17

It has been a glorious morning in Tennessee, Kentucky and southern Illinois.
Blue sky and sunshine are the order of the day. It’s perfect weather for travelling.

We are on our way north to meet with a friend from Missouri who is driving to a small town in Illinois to meet us there. I’m looking forward to seeing her again: it has been about five years since I last saw her.

There is a striking change in the landscape from Tennessee and Kentucky to Illinois.
Tennessee and Kentucky are very green and have pretty rolling hills that make lovely scenery.
Illinois is flat. Flat flat flat. Welcome to the prairies.

Oh! There are oil wells in Illinois!
I had no idea. There are lots of them, though.
There you go: I learned something new today.