To the partially deaf (but thankfully now covered up) man across the room:
Nine visitors at a time is too many.
Just Saying.
Observations from beside the hospital bed #8 + Things I wish I hadn’t seen #2
When a gentleman is in a shared ward and has donned a theatre gown in readiness for surgery that afternoon, he should keep his legs together and flat on the bed at all times unless covered by a sheet or blanket.
Otherwise, the innocent and demure wallflower sitting beside her husband across the room may see things that cannot be unseen.
Said gentleman may be thankful that said wallflower keeps her amusement to herself.
Poor bloke.
Really.
Observations from the hospital bedside #7
When one is sharing a room with three other patients, it’s very rude to have your TV speaker so loud that everyone in the room has to listen to it and raise their voice to speak over it.
If you happen to be the second guy in a week to do that consistently, nobody who shares your room is going to like you very much.
An Aussie Maple Leaf, adrift on the wind... 