Not even close.

Yesterday at the zoo, we were watching the hippo swim and push a log around with her nose when this conversation happened. 

Jenn: “That’s how I swim.”

Zoey: “What??”

Jenn: “Front feet only…”

Me: “Those are hands, Jenn…”

Jenn: “Same thing!”
Oh, Jenn. You’re awesome. 
If you would like to see a video of the hippo in question at Toronto Zoo, you can see it at