Again in Trivial Pursuit:
My brother: “What part of a man grows 12-15cm per year?”
Me: “It’s a lie!” followed by lots of inappropriate laughter.
Nobody else laughed.
It’s okay. I’m sure they were laughing on the inside.
innuendo
My contribution.
My husband is spending today door-knocking and collecting in for Red Cross.
We met at the bakery for lunch, where he asked the baker for a donation.
A lady turned to him and asked what he was doing.
“He’s walking the streets to make money,” I said.
Everyone laughed, so I added, “… bet he would have made more if he’d borrowed my fishnets.”
It’s official. I’m hilarious.
Ear buds in-nuendo.
Today, one of my office buddies said to me, “You know what I wonder about myself? If I’m listening to music with ear buds in, do I breathe louder?”
I had no idea what to say to that, except to comment that the thought had honestly never crossed my mind.
She continued, “There was a kid in class and he had ear buds in, and he was breathing really heavy. But you don’t do it when you’re listening to music. I’ve never heard you doing any heavy breathing at all.”
“That’s probably a good thing!” I said.
And there I was, dying laughing at my own double entendre.
Thankfully, she was laughing, too. That’s probably also a good thing, really.
An Aussie Maple Leaf, adrift on the wind... 