My sister just called out to me from the kitchen while she was chopping vegetables.
Her: Are you two big vegetable eaters?
Me: If they’re big, we cut them up first.
Me: How do you even cook it unless you cut it up?
Her: No. That’s not what I’m asking.
Me: *looks at her expectantly*
Her: Do you eat a lot of vegetables?
Me: See now, that’s an entirely different question.
Her: *shows me the saucepan* Is this enough for four of us?
And she has the nerve to walk away rolling her eyes. Some people are just hard to please.